Vicky. I am a princess and harrys face is my throne

Anonymous: What's your dad like now that that post has 1,000,000 notes?

the fame has changed him. i havent eaten in 6 days, the only groceries he buys now are top notch european vodka and premium weed. the house is in chaos. my brother had to pay him for his “autograph” on a school permission form. the post has ruined my life

sickpage:

Brendan George Koproof of existence

sickpage:

Brendan George Ko
proof of existence

exkit:

Rain makes the streets beautiful

sleeptired:

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

is that liam payne

sleeptired:

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

is that liam payne

softpyramid:

Stephen ShoreRoom 219, Florida, 1977

softpyramid:

Stephen Shore
Room 219, Florida,
1977

  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
sexecutioners:

moon over niagara falls

sexecutioners:

moon over niagara falls

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